Amusements

Marx Brothers
    The Dean is furious . . .
    One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas . . .
   
The party of the first part shall be known in this contract. . .

Baseball
    The Giants win the pennant!
   
They give baseball players nowadays very peculiar names
   . . . and a tribute by Mel Brooks

Movies
    The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle 
    Curfew shall not ring tonight!
    What in heaven's name brought you to Casablanca?   
    Do you expect me to talk?
    Say . . . was you ever bit by a dead bee?
    Rehearsing a scene
    You don't understand, Osgood
    Now, Mr. P. Delford, we'll talk about the painting
    C. K Dexter Haven!
    C.K. Dexter Haven, you have unsuspected depth.
   
A Mach piece, really
   Love means . . .  <--New

STNG
    I just love scanning for life forms
    Nice legs . . .
   
I'm not good in groups

Monty Python
    Bravely, bold Sir Robin
   
I will not buy this record; it is scratched.

Muppets
    Chocolate moose
    The Swedish Chef and Animal sing Hava nagilah
    Mahnamahna! [remote link]
    The Swedish Chef, Animal and Beaker sing "Danny Boy" [remote link]

Other
     All your base are belong to us [remote link]
     SNL: I got a fever. And the only prescription is . . .
     SNL does Iron Chef
 


"The Dean is furious. He's waxing wroth. . . ."

 

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas . . .

 

"The Giants win the pennant! The Giants win the pennant! . . ."

 

They give ball players nowadays very peculiar names. . .          Text

 

"Curfew shall not ring tonight! . . ."

"What in heaven's name brought you to Casablanca?" 

            Was hat Sie nach Casablanca gebracht?

"Do you expect me to talk?"

"Say . . . was you ever bit by a dead bee?"

 

Rehearsing a scene

You don't understand, Osgood . . .

    

 

"I just love scanning for life forms . . ."

"Nice legs . . ."

I'm not good in groups . . .

 

"Bravely, bold Sir Robin"

I will not buy this record; it is scratched.

Chocolate moose with the Swedish Chef

And on YouTube, while it lasts:

 

    The Google search engine, Swedish-Chef'ed.

The Swedish Chef and Animal sing Hava nagilah

 

The party of the first part . . .

 

Now, Mr. P. Delford, we'll talk about the painting

 

C. K Dexter Haven!
            .
 

C.K Dexter Haven, you have unsuspected depth

A Mach piece, really

 

The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle

 

. . . MORE COWBELL [remote link]

I need more cowbell

 

When? NOW!

 

SNL does Iron Chef (with a cameo by Emeril)

 

The Swedish Chef, Animal and Beaker sing "Danny Boy"

 

Love means . . .